angoor:log itne ganday hotay

angoor:log itne ganday hotay hain ke mujhe chuba lete hain
seb:log itnay ganday hotay hain ke mujhay cheel kar khatay hain.
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kela:log itnay beghairat hotay hain mujhay nanga kar kay khatay hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1056 views
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