Maa-Tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha To Tumne Use Mana Kyu nai kiya

Ladki -mai use mana kaise karti
Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai aati

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 557 views

Wife : I will die

Wife : I will die

Husband : I will also die

Wife : why do You want to die

Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Police Man

Police Man:
Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights Kaam Nahi Kar Rahi, Woh Bandh Hai.

Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao!
Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan at shop

Pathan at Shop: Bhai 1 Rupay ka Easyload Kardo.

Shopkeeper: Itna Load Karwa k Call Karni Hai ya SMS.
Pathan: Karna to Kuch Nahi,

Bus Aise He Paise Urrane Ki Aadat Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)