Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho

Judge-Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Chor-Ji Nahi,
Judge-To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1113 views
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