Ek Ladka Apni Girl-friend Ko Shaadi Ke Liye Raazi Kar Raha Hota Hai,

Ladka: “Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahi Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha Ke Ghumaunga,

Mere Paas Us Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahi Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga

Mere Paas Us Ke Jitne Paise To Nahi Par Main Mehnat Kar Ke Khilaunga,

Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye?”
Ladki: “Dimag Ki Maa Bahan Mat Kar, Apne Us Dost Ka Number De“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1338 views

palice man :D

police wala: “Mian ne tumhen haath dya tha,
tou tum ruky kyu nheen?”
Sardar Driver:”O Jee! Main samjha k aap muje salam kr rahein hy”

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek L@dka L@dk! Dekhney Gya:-

Ek L@dka L@dk! Dekhney Gya:-

B@hut Der Sey SUSU Rok Rkha Tha,

B@ad Me!n L@dki Sey Bol@

SUSU K@rne K! Jag@h D!khao,,,,,

L@dk! Sharm@tey Hue Bol!:-

Hmmm,,, Naughty....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathaan ki chalaki

Pathan: Doctor sahb Plastic Surgery par kitna kharcha ayega?
.
Doctor: 2 Laakh
.
Pathan: owr agar plastic hum de tu?

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Daddy have you ever been

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe Call Ki Thi

Pappu-
Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe
Call Ki Thi

Teacher-
Main Ne To Koi
Call Nahi Ki

Pappu-
To Phir Mere Mobile
Pe Kyu Likha Tha
1 Miss call..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)