Teacher Fill in the blank 900 chuhay kha k bili ______chali.

Sardar 900 chuhay kha k bili holi holi chali.

Teacher oye tenu pata nei eda ki jawab ay?

Sardar Me tuhada lehaaz rakhya A tusi mere master ho

Nei te 900 chuhay kha k te bili hil v nei sakdi ! ! !

Me te fer v holi holi tor diti Ay…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 850 views

Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay

Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.


Sardar: Theek Hai,

Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

hamesha garam rehney wali cheez

Wo kaun si cheez hai jo fridge me rakhne k bad b garam rehti hai..?.
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Nhi pta..?
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Garam masala :D

Dekha bachpan se genius hu pr kbhi ghamand nhi kiya.

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D

by rahul (few years ago!)

car and women

Q: What do women and cars have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Sakht Garmi Ka Time

Sakht Garmi Ka Time Tha Aik Buzurg Amrood Baich Rahy Thay.
Aik Larka Aaya Our Poocha:
Chacha Jee, Amrood Main Keera Tou Nhi?
Buzurg Nay Bohat Pyara Our Mutma’in Karnay Wala Jawab Dya K:
Beta Ye Amrood Ha, Teri G****d Nahi… :O :D :P
‘(‘.’)’
_/\_ Chacha Zindaabad…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)