A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:

I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 994 views

Pathan Duzakh se nikla

Pathan Duzakh se nikla chupky se Janat me ghusa Frishte ne pakar k bohut mara.



Pathan: Humko Mat maro Ham Jannati hy,

Duzkh me sirf Gul khan ko Naswar deny gaya tha.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Can U swim?

American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

Amrican: Dog is Better than U

bcz it Swims

Pathan: Can U Swim?

Amrican: Yes

Pathan: whats the Diffrence between U & Dog.

GEO Khan

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Girlfriend to Boyfriend:

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby, bolo na !

Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My Name Is Sunlight

Teacher: What is your name?.

Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.

Teacher: When I ask aquestion in english,
Answer It In English.

Student: My Name Is Sunlight.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladka Bhola Tha Ya Bevkoof?

Ek Ladka-Ladki Ek Dusre Ko Bahut Chahte The, Ek Din Ladki Ladke Se Boli.

Ladki: “Meri Mummy Ko Tum Bahut Pasand Aaye”
Ladka Sharmate Hue Ladki Se Bola.

Ladka: “Kuch Bhi Ho, Main Shaadi Tumse Hi Karunga, Aunty Se Kahna Mujhe Bhool Jaye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)