Boy: Tm Larkiyain Khobsorat Q Hoti Ho?

Boy: Tm Larkiyain Khobsorat Q Hoti Ho?

Girl: Q K ALLAH Ne Hme Apny Hath Se Bnaya Hai,

Boy: Bol TO Aisy Rhi Ho Jse Hm Net Se Download HotyHen.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 905 views
(Rated 1 Stars - 1 votes)
 

Similar Jokes

it has been shown

It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested... that it is above all helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
gobi ka phool

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Pathan in Minar e Pakistan

Pathan: Jab Hum Chota Tha
Tab Hum Minar-E-Pakistan Se Gir Gaya Tha

Dosra Pathan: Tum Mar Gaya Tha Ya Bach Gaya Tha

Pehla Pathan: Hum Ko Yad Nahin
Uss Waqt Hum Boht Chota Tha:-/

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
wah wah

Wo Tuje door se Dekh k Apna
DOPPTTA Sambhal LeTi he…
wa wa wa
Me Heraan Hn k wo itni Door se
b
Kamina Pehchaan Leti he!
Hun kr waa waa

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Pati:Ab Jhagda Band Bhi Karo

Pati:Ab Jhagda Band Bhi Karo
Mai Shanti Ke Sath Rehna Chahta Hu

Patni: Ha, Jaao
Mai Bhi Shyam Ke Sath Rehna Chahti hu..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: tum sari duniya mein

Husband: tum sari duniya mein b dhondo to mujh jaisa dosra nehi miley ga.

Wife: tum kia samajhtey ho,mein doosra b tum jaisa dhondon gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa purposed a girl

Santa propose a girl..
Girl replied-
Thapad marungi...
Santa replied-
Thapad maregi toh mukka bhi khayagi.....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Rishte Be-naqaab Ho Jaty Hyn

Rishte Be-naqaab Ho
Jaty Hyn

1- Burhapey Mein Aulaad

2- Museebat Mein Dost

3- Ghurbat Mein Biwi

Aur

4- Sales Na Hoon Tou
Manager ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari

Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari Mama Hoti To Tumhen Bohat Pyar Karti
Aur Tumhari Har Baat Manti.

Little Santa: O Bibi! Bas Kar Dramay, Menu Pata Aye Tu Mery Aby Te Akh Rakhi Hoi Aye.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
student life

Maa: Kia kar rahy ho beta??
.
Beta: Maa parh raha hon
.
Maa: Very good beta, kia parh rahy ho??
.
Beta: Apni jaan ky msgs !!

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karta

Mairy khayal mai

Mari shadi main ao ge

Neutron in the Bar

The caption ofvteam

"How Many Senses DoesA Man H..

Sardar

Stude well my child

Tum cricket dehkte ho

Hum eid k liye kapre bnae ga

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook