Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?

Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1014 views

Funny

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ek pagal ne ek aadmi ko thaper maara.

Ek pagal ne ek aadmi ko thaper maara.

Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gaya to judge ne pagal ko saza sunayi k tum 5 rupay jurmana adda karo ge.

Pagal ne 10 rupay de kar ek thappar judge ko bhi maar diya.

Aur kaha.

"Dono 5..5 rupay le lo.

Mere paas khullay nahi hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan 2 Sardar:

Pathan 2 Sardar:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.
Tum Pee Kar Dekho.
Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.
Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,
Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aalo chole misale wale

Ap humari gali me aaye,
thora sharmae,
thora ghabrae
thora sa muskrae;->
pher zoor se chilaae

aalu chole misale wale.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Teacher ne bachchon se

Teacher ne bachchon se poocha, tum future mein kya karna chahte ho?

Ram: Main pilot banna chahta hoon.

Vinod: Main doctor banna chahta hoon.

Deepa: Main achchi maa banna chahti hoon.

Ravi: Main Deepa ko help karna chahta hoon :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)