Gf and Bf chatting in Romantic mood

Gf and Bf chatting in Romantic mood..
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Bf- Janu bore ho rha hun, ek joke suna na.
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Gf- okkkk... I LOVE U...
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Bf- Acha tha, or ek suna...
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* Blocked...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 804 views
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