Talak leni hai
husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,
husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi
kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka natija.....
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2456 views
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