Abba De Saamne Smoking…??
Sardar Smoking In Front Of His Father ..
His Friend: Oye ! Abba De Saamne Smoking…??
Sardar: Abba Hi Hai Na..
Petrol Pump Te Nahi … !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1042 views
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