Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1227 views

R u going 2 dance?

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"

She felt so happy & said-"yes"

& d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?" :D

by Abdul Rehman (few years ago!)

husband niche se upar 3rd floor

husband niche se upar 3rd floor pe khadi wife se-zra mera Mobile, Aink aur Rumal pkdana.

Wife Ne Mobile Or Aink upar se fenk di. to wo niche girte hi toot gye. jb hanky fenkne lagi to HUSB bola k ruko. Main Upar aake hi le leta hun. ab isko bhi todo gi kya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Carburetor

"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband.
"I think there's water in the carburettor."
"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully.
"You don't even know what the carburettor is."
"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure
there's water in the carburettor."
"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it
out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Examiner santa se

Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho?

Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police officer 2 his son

Police officer 2 his son!

Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,

Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna
band

Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)