Unlike others your brain is a master piece,
It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right.
In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 862 views

Train mein warning likhi thi

Train mein warning likhi thi :-
Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri “Hoshiyaar.”

Santa :-
Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh “Ch#t*ye”? =))

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa ka bacha

Santa ka bacha-Teri MAA itni moti he k sab usko TRUCK kehte he

Banta ka bacha: Teri MAA moti nai he isliye sab log use cycle cycle kehte he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 bar lion roar karay

'3 bar lion roar karay to kia hota ha???

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Tom and Jerry shuru hota hai :....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Focus Hard

Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

I know how to make people

One day a scientist found out how to create people the way God did, so he called God and said "I know how to create people now, we don't need you anymore." God says, "okay then, show me!" The scientist says,

"First, you grab some dirt. . ." and God reaches down and grabs the scientist and says, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)