Sidhi Baat, No Bakwas

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bacho Ki Knowledge Bhadane Ke Liye Ek Question Puchha

Teacher: “Bacho! Ek Asie Chij Batao Jo Udati Asman Mein Hai Aur Bache Zamin Pe Deti Hai”

Pappu: “Air Hostess“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1152 views
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