1 Chuha sharab ke drum me gira
1 Chuha sharab ke drum me gira.
Nikal ke mast ho kr soyi hui billi k muh pe laat maar k bola.
"Uth Munni
aaj ye chulbul tera mujra dekhne aaya he
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1053 views
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