makhi
Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 922 views
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Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski student: Apki beti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting on my balls anytime soon - but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you're in the same mood I am. We'll call him "Bill" and this is his story.
It's A Family Decision
VasectomyBill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted "Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you'd like to ask me?"
"Well," Bill mumbles, "Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?"
"Yeah, and they're in favor 9 to 2."
Right After The Operation
Bill wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles. The bad news is they're under your pillow."
What Really Happened To Bill
While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.
Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
Post-Op Final Check-Up
Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out - and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wo tu aj bi mujhe dekh kar muskarti hai.
Par un k bache bare kamine hain ju humein mamun keh k bulate hain
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?
2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Preeto,
why do u luv a rose tht dies in a day,
but
don't luv me who dies for u everyday
Preeto:Haye ve Santeya!
Haye main marja!!
Kutteya,enni angreji=D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakar k piche phek dete the
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Admi:”Lage raho,
Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga”. :D
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?
To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to isne mere chiken mei dala Q ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dada:Putar Andar Se Mere Daant Le Aa
Pota:Par Dadu Abhi Roti Nahi Bani He
Dada:Oye Roti Nu Mar Goli Yar
Samne Vali Budhi Nu SMILE Deni He
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh,
Dil mein bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,
mohabat tumhary hai Balance ki tarah ,
hum ko bhoool na jana Network ki tarah.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)