Pathan
Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi: Nahi,
Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai
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