Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views

Ride to hell!

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi

Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?

Ahmad: traffic police jo sirf hath kay aik isharay say sainkron garyan rok leta hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki

Santa- “Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki
baat nahi rakhunga”
Banta- “Kyo… Kya phir kisi ne mana kar diya?”
Santa- “Nahi yaar, ek ladki ne sweekar kar liya hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Once Laloo was coming out of airport.

Once Laloo was coming out of airport.

As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR“…

For which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mast joke

Mast joke
Papu santa banta bike pe ja rhe the
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Wo log signal tod dete traffic police wala unhe
rokta h bt wo log nahi rukte
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Age jake traffic police wala unhe pakd leta h or
khta be tere ko rokne k Lye bola tha na
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Papu khta h abe dhakan tere ko dikhai nahi deta
kya phle se 3 baithe h tujhe kahan baithayenge

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)