Ek Bar Santa Apne

Ek Bar Santa Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Gaya.

Agle Din Subha Bathroom Mein Nahane Ke Liye Gaya, Aur Aakar Banta Se Bola.

Santa: “Yaar, Tera Bathroom Hai To Bahut Bhadiya, Par Bathtub Bada Chota Hai, Usmein Se Jug Se Pani Nikal Kar Nahana Pada”

Banta: “Arrey Yaar Tu Bhi Na, Lagta Hai Latrine Mein Naha Aaya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views
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