Pathan Apni Girlfriend Se
Pathan Apni Girlfriend Se :
Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Hai.
Girl:
Keh Do.
...
Pathan:
Ni Mjhy Sharam Aati Hai.
Girl:
Kaho Na !
Pathan:
Tumhre Pas Naswar Hai ...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views
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At last he said: beta larro nahi ,is ka hal main tumhey batata hun."Tum mai jo umer (age) mai bari hai woh baith jai....
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