Funny
SHADI SE PEHLE
Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb
Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!
SHADI K BAAD -
Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen..:P:P
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1105 views
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