Tom : Sale ! 1 laat marunga Mumbai ja k girega !

John : Mein marunga to America me girega !

Santa : Bhai mujhe dhire se 1 LAAT maro….Meko paas k gaon jana hai .. !!! Santa Rocks

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 558 views

Buy a note book

SANTA : “When you buy a note book there will be no
margin in it. Why is it so?”
BANTA : “Simple, it is because I always buy the
note book from a Margin-Free Market!!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

There's teachers

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek murgi ne 5 anday diye

Ek murgi ne 5 anday diye or dua mangi
Bachay naik niklein, kuch dino bad bache nikle
1st bacha namaz padta howa nikla
2nd tasbi parhta hua, 3rd wazo karta howa
4th naat perta hua 5wa nahee nikla to
Murgi pareshan ho gaye aur dua karne lagi
Phir anday say awaz aye ami ma aetikaf ma beta howa ho

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa: I have swallowed a Key.

Santa: I have swallowed a Key.
Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Similarity Bw MOBILE And MARRIAGE

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -

In both caseS you feel "aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)