Tom : Sale ! 1 laat marunga

Tom : Sale ! 1 laat marunga Mumbai ja k girega !

John : Mein marunga to America me girega !

Santa : Bhai mujhe dhire se 1 LAAT maro….Meko paas k gaon jana hai .. !!! Santa Rocks

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 853 views
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