"Kya Aapki 2 Biwian Hain?
1 Aadmi ki 1 Taang ki Haddi Toot Gae??Hospital Gaya To wahan Doosray Aadmi ki Dono Tangain Tooti Dekh kr Bola ??.?.?.?.?.?.??"Kya Aapki 2 Biwian Hain?
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