ll married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 834 views

“Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain”?

Teacher:

“Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain”?

Pathan:

“Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa Ki Akalmandi

Santa Ek Bar Bus Mein Ja Raha Thha, Conductor Se Bola.

Santa: “Bhai Sahab Do Ticket Dena”

Conductor Hairani Ho Kar: “Do Kyon?”

Santa: “Agar Ek Kho Gayi To Doosri Kaam Aayegi Na”

Conductor Uska Majak Udate Hue: “Agar Dono Kho Gayi Toh?”

Santa Muskurate Hue: “Abe Mere Ko Bilkul Hi Bevkoof Samjha Hua Hai Kya, Ye Pass Kis Din Kaam Aayega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I Had Already Seen Tht Movie

Sardar:
I Saw My Wife Going To A Movie With Strange Man

Friend: Did U Follow Them Inside?

Sardar: No! I Had Already Seen Tht Movie

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zookeeper and three boys

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to.
The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sehat buhat khrab hai

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.
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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor
donga.
Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)