ll married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 779 views

Arab couple Funny English SMS

Arab couple went 2 London, in the hotel room, husband heard his wife scream ‘Faar Faar’ (arabic word for Mouse)

He wanted to inform Room Service but didnt know English word for Faar.

Husband: Hello Room Service?

Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?

Husband: you know Tom & Jerry?

Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.

Husband: Walla Habibi, JERRY is here, in our Room…!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

What is the chemical formula 4 water?

What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt?
SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Girl in a party to a man:

Girl in a party to a man:

Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?

Man (KHUSH hoe huye):
...
HAAN haan Zaroor bolo kia MiSsss?

Girl: Manhoos aadmi apni nazrien...:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In Husband Wife Fighting

In Husband Wife Fighting
Husband - What you said me DOG….. How dare
you ??
Silence
Husband asks again?
Again Silence
He asked again
Wife- Oh my darling I did’nt said you DOG but
please stop barking…..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)