Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow
is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : Why?
Student : Ladies first.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 929 views

Checkpoint

Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Computer laga do aur debugger starrt kar do.

Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas?

Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Poverty Line

Politician wanted to (bring/uplift) poor people

living below poverty line. He thought that

simplest way will be to tie that poverty line

2 feet below from the existing level so that

those poor people can be brought up quickly

and they will be richer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lifeboat

After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie appeared.
'I'll grant each of you a single wish,' said the genie.

'I wish I was home,' said the first man. Then, poof! he disappeared.

'I wish I was home, too,' said the second man. Poof! He disappeared too.

The third man looked around. 'Gee, I'm kind of lonely,' he said. 'I wish my friends were here with me.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kabootar Ka Accident

Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya.

Aadmi use doctor ke paas le gaya phis ghar le aaya

aur pinjre me rakkha.

Kabutar ko hosh aaya or bola -

"Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car wala mar gaya kya."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)