Teacher Joke

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow
is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : Why?
Student : Ladies first.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 815 views
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Dad: That happens in most countries, son.

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aik admi aadhi raat ka wqt ek viraan gali se guzar rha tha..

Achank us ne ek makaan ma se baton ki awaaz ati suni,,,

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Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz

Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz Me Koi Khane Ki Chiz Hai..


Patni-Aap Ne


Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Is Me Mere Sendal Hai.

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Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?

Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay
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Nokrani hi Nhi Hai.

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Mayawati apne friend Lalu ke ghar GOAT le ke jati hai..

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Mayawati: Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai

Funny Lalu: Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..

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Sardar’s Theory

Sardar’s Theory

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Baap ne apne baite ki talashi li

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Aag lag gai

MOLU:Ghar me aag lag
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MOLU: Bevkoof! Tere
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Son: "Sir ne mujhe maara

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PLZ-Try-Letter

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PLZ-Try-Letter

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