Manager ne aanewale se poocha

manager ne aanewale se poocha, "kya tumhe pata nahin ki aagya ke bina andar aana mana hai."
aane wala, "janab, main aagya lene ke liye hi andar aaya hoon."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views
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