Suna Ha Ap Ki Muskrahat Pay Har Koi Marta Ha,
Zara Time Nikal K Aao Na.
Aik Chooha Marwana Ha :P
Zaalim ZEHER Say Bhi Nahi Marta :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 790 views

Pathan

1 Pathaan Cinema Mai Film Deakh Raha Thaa

Film Mai 1 Shair Dowarty Howay Araha Thay

Pathaan Ne Dekha Tu Dar Gia
Owr Apni Chadir KaNdhy Paa Dal Ker Bhaagnay Laga
Logoun Nay Kaha: Khan Sahib Maat Daro
Yaah Tu Film Hai

Pathaan: Woh Tu Mujh Ko Bhi Pata Hai Kay Yai Film Hai
Lekin Wo Tu Janwar Ha
Usko Kiya Pata.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

should never say

Is it true that you were present until you left the building?

Who was it that got killed in the accident - you or your sister?.

When the two cars collided, how far away from each other were they?

Was that the first time that your brother had committed suicide?

When he took your photo, were you present?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

smart kid

Kid 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
.
.
.
Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
.
.
.
Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

miser:i have to buy a new comb

miser:i have to buy a new comb immidiatley

friend:why did u lose yours.
miser:no.a tooth of the comb broke.

friend : thats no problem.
miser:it is. as it was the last tooth.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

After exams

Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report
card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to
scare
his parents."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)