Teacher Se Pyar Karna Bahut Mushkil Hai
Pappu Apne Dost Golu Ko Udas Hoke Bata Raha Thha
Pappu: “Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai Teacher Se Pyar Karna”
Golu: “Kyun?”
Pappu: “Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Diya Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 845 views
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Ek Pathan PCO shop pr gaya.
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Or
Punjabi Operator ko
Zordar
2
Thappar lagaye
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Guess Q
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Bcz
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Shop pr likha
Tha
K
Number milane c pehly
2 lagana
Mat bholain.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Fakeer: 1 Rupia dede Baba
Aadmi:
Sharam Nai Ati itnay hattay kattay khubsurat nojawan ho k bheek mangtay ho
fakeer:Acha pher apni behan ka rishta day de.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek jin sharab penay insan ki shakal ma gaya 12 glass py gya.
sardr:tenu chaddi nahi ?
Jin:maa jin hoon
sardar:lay chadd gayi Kanjar nuu :)P
by umair Khan (few years ago!)
Main Ye Sim Off Kar Raha Hu.
Ab New Number Kab Loonga Pata Nahi.
Dil Tou Nhi Kar Raha K Itna Poorana Number Ha,
Laikin Majboori Ha, Kio K Is Pay Mujhay Bohat Ziyada
Wrong Calls Our Messages A Rahay Hain..
Loug Tang Kartay Hain. Poochtay Hain K,
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Tumhari Khoobsurti Ka Raaz Kya Ha…
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.// Ab Banda Kia Khoobsurat Bhi Na Lagay?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pappu Ki Ek Girlfriend Ne Usko Ek Din Khatt Likha
Meri Life Mein Naya Ladka Aa Gya Hai.
Tum Se Acha Hai, Paisi Wala Hai, Mera Khoob Khayal Rakhta Hai
Main To Uski Dulhan Banugi, Tum Meri Photo Wapis Bhijwa Do.
Pappu Ko Ye Padd Ke Gussa Aaya Aur Usne Apne Saare Doston Ki Girlfriends Ki 30 Photos Jama Ki
Bich Mein Us Ladki Ki Photo Rakh Ke Khatt Likha.
Le In Mein Se Nikal Le, Mujhe Teri Shakal Yaad Nahi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 molvi, 1 Aurat sy takra gaya...
Aurat gusy sy boli!
Apko sharm nai ati, daarhi rakh kr takkar maar rahy ho....
Molvi !!
Muhtarma
Ay daarhi Ay
breakaan nai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
THIS IS A CLASSIC ::
Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha :
“Yaha thukna mana hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY APNI WIFE K UPER LETA HUA THA'EK STATIOON PY TRAIN RUKI'
EK ADMI NY KHIRKI SY MUN ANDR KR K POCHA SARDAR G JGA HA;
SADR,PAGAL DIYA PUTRA TENU NIE DESDA BANDAY TY BANDY CHARYA JGA KITHOO HOI.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
“Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful”
Student:
“jani !!! Bacchi to dakh …
Qayamat hy qayamat….
by Raju (few years ago!)
Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
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Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.
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