A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 952 views

Deadly IQ Question

Deadly IQ Question.

Pathan to Santa: “where is abu dabi ?”

Santa: “jithy Ami Dabi,
Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu dabi”:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife: Can you help me in garden?

Wife: Can you help me in garden?

Husband: what do you think, i am a gardner??

Wife: Can you fix door handle?

Husband: What do you think, i m a carpenter?

In the evening when husband came from the work, he saw everything has been fixed. He asked wife who fixed this.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

interviewer to santa

interviewer to santa : tumhari sabse badi shakti kya hai?
santa : ji meri biwi.
interviewer : aur sab se bdi kamzori?
santa : ji dusre ki BIWI.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gabbar :"Thakur ye

Gabbar :"Thakur ye
mobile hum ko dede,
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Thakur :"Dekh yarr
hath-pair ka mazak
theek hai,
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Mobile se mazak masti
nahi,
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Facebook chalu hai or,
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Basanti online hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

why Dog watch me Eat?

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"

Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)