Kahan ja rhe ho
Santa=kaha ja rahe ho
Banta=Police Station,Mere ghar me chor aya hai
S=Bibi ko akela chod dia
B=Nahi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 991 views
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