Achi Achi Baatein
“Achi Achi Baatein”
1) Bike ho ya Car,
Usko Jahaz k jesy mat urrao,
Abey Rocket smjho Rocket,,
2) Koshish kro kisi se bhi Bd-Zbani na kro,
Direct Sir phaar do,,
3) Taaleem hr kisi ka Haq hy,
Isliye sochein k Zyada Parh kr ap kahin kisi ka haq to nahi Maar rahy..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 918 views
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