Pathan Baap
Wife: Aap bohut mote ho gaye ho,
Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho,
Wife: Mein to maa banne wali hun,
Pathan: Mai bhi to baap banne wala hu…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 939 views

Baniya Log Akhir Itne Paisi Kyu Bacahte Hai?

Muftimal Baniya Apne Antim Samaye Par Apni Patni Ko Bulata Hai.

Muftimal: “Sunti Ho Tum Kaha Ho?”

Patni Daudi Chali Aayi Aur Boli: “Haan Ji, Main Yahaan Hoon”
Muftimal: “Mera Beta Aur Beti Kahaan Hai?”

Bache Bhi Muftimal Ke Paas Aaye Aur Bole.

Bache: “Ji Papa, Hum Bhi Yahi Hai”

Muftimal Ko Ye Sun Kar Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Vo Bola

Muftimal: “Jab Tum Sab Idhar Ho To Phir Sath Wale Kamre Ka Pankha Kyun Chal Raha Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ( to his son )

Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!

Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In A Vaccume

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A song 4 You!

A song 4 You!

Agar Tum Mil Jao

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Tumhari Taangein Torr Deingy hum.

Tumhain Paa Kar. Tumharay Peechay Kutty Chor Daingy hum.

Bas Tum Mil Jaao.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ab Aaya Oont Pahad Ke Niche

Ek Ghar Mein Ek Moti Aurat Rahti Thi, Ek Din Uske Ghar Mein Chor Guss Aya

Moti Aurat Ne Chor Pakda Or Uske Upar Beth Gayi, Aur Apne Naukar Se Boli.

Moti Aurat: Ja Police Ko Bula La

Nokar: Meri Chapal Nahi Mil Rahi Malkin

Niche Se Chor Rote Hue Chilaya: Saale, Meri Pahan Le Par Jaldi Jaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)