A song 4 You!
A song 4 You!
Agar Tum Mil Jao
.
Tumhari Taangein Torr Deingy hum.
Tumhain Paa Kar. Tumharay Peechay Kutty Chor Daingy hum.
Bas Tum Mil Jaao.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 832 views
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