Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 975 views

Lady to waiter

Lady excuse me waiter ye samny tabel wala boy mujhe peshan kar raha hai?
Waiter:lakin wo to ap ko dekhta tak nai.
Lady:yahi to pareshani hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Suraj kaha chala Jata he??

Santa:Yaar raat Me Suraj kaha chala Jata he??

Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
Sirf andhere ki Wajah se hum use
Dekh nahi paate

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

shrabi

Sharabi daaru pee pee kar mar gaya,Lekin marte marte bhi keh gaya ...
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Daaru to BRANDED hi peeta
tha..!!
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Saala liver hi LOCAL nikla ...

by pinkey (few years ago!)

Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)