Husbend: Gaana Ga RaHa Tha Main Dunya Hila Dun Ga TEri Chahat Main,
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Bv: Rahne Do Raat Ko Bed To Hila Ni Patey,
Dunya Kya Khak Hilaogy

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 801 views

Soch raha huin ki usa ghum

santa- soch raha huin ki usa ghum aauin, kitane paise lagenge.
banta- kuch bhi nahi
santa- wo kaise?
banta- sochane ke paise nahi lagate.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chaaro Makaan Teri Mohabbat Me

Chaaro Makaan Teri Mohabbat Me Haar K, Ab Walk Kar Rahe Hain Gireyban Phar K, Biryani Kis Tarha Se Pakey Gi Main Kia Kahon, Daaman Me Chaar Kaddoo Hain Woh Bhi Udhaar K.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bhai sahab time kya hua?

Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua? Man: Sham k 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 larka pathan se

1 larka pathan se: Mai agar chahun to saray Pathano ko Jannat
se nikaal kar Jahanum main la sakta hun.

Pathan: Kis tarah yaara?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Qayamat Ki 10 Nishaniyan

1. Zardari imaandari krega

2. Altaf Karachi aiga

3. Musharraf pe muqadma chalega

4. Shireen Rehman perda kregi

5. Chodhry Shujaat ko bolna aiga

6. Sheikh Rasheed ki shaadi ho jaigi

7. Bilawal ko Pakistani siyasat aa jaigi

8. Pooreh mulk main Eid aik hi din main manai jaigi

9. Nawaz Shareef sach bolney lagega

10. Moulana Fazal-Ur-Rehman briefcase nahi lega..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)