Santa Dukhi Hokar Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Jata Hai Aur Banta Se Bolta Hai.

Santa: “Yaar, Mujhe Apni Biwi Se Talak Chahiye”

Banta: “Lekin Kyu Akhir Aisa Kya Hua?”

Santa: “Wo 6 Mahine Se Baat Hi Nahi Kar Rahi”

Banta: “Ek Baar Phir Soch Lo Aisi Biwi Sirf Kismat Walo Ko Milti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 961 views

Anniversary

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

women

Question: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? Answer: When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Zindagi ki shorwaat

Zindagi ki shurowaat "S" Se hoti hai.

Sooraj
subah
school
sabaq
service

us k baad shaadi

aur pher


satya naaas.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Girlfriend to her boyfriend

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours
forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

lawers fee

A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.

"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months.

"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.

"Your right. It's mine.

by sana (few years ago!)