aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai
aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai
"lafz mere geet tere ghazal koi sunaoon kya?"
LaDki:
"haath mere gaal tere...kaan k neeche bajaoon kya?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 527 views
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