Blueberry hill

It was the first day of a new school year.
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher
asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy
replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher
said "Take your seat."
She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on
Blueberry Hill also" he replied.
Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with
the same answer.
As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.
"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on
Bluberry Hill aslo"
"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 920 views
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