Police wala apne bache se:
Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhnaband..

Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 617 views

Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar Se Dahi Ki English Btao

Teacher Sardar Se:
Dahi Ki English Btao?

Sardar Sochne K Bad:
,
,
,
,
Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Swairey Swairey Tight.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aqal mand Pthaan

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Zindagi Ki Sabse Badi Jaroorat?

Class Mein Food Engineering Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha,

Professor Ne 1 Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake Aur Dusre Taraf Chuhiya Rakh Di,

Chuha Fauran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka,

Dusri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di,

Chuha Fir Roti Ki Taraf Lapka,
Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Item Badle,

Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Item Ki Taraf Hi Bhaga,

Professor: “Bus Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Khana Hi Sabse Badi Jaroorat Hai”

Professor Ne Itna Bola Hi Tha Ke Last Line Mein Se Pappu Ki Aawaz Aayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

GIRL-kya tm mjsepyar krte ho

GIRL-kya tm mjsepyar krte ho?
golu-ha

grl-lekin tm to meri parwah nhi krte

golu-oye...pyar krnewale kisi ki parwah nhi krte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)