Police wala apne bache se
Police wala apne bache se:
Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhnaband..
Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 971 views
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Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!
Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer
Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer!
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Pathan 5 mints main paper chor ke chla gya.
Teachr: kya paper ni ata.
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girl:kyun bataun? main tumhe jaanti bhi nai
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age 16+
bike must
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Kya aapko marne ke baad bhi ladko/ladkiyon ko line maarni hai??……………
“DONATE YOUR EYES”
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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No problem: the police waited five or six hours and then charged the guy with passing a bad check.Twice.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Koyla Film aur Koyla Ghotala Mein kya similarity
hai ??
Socho
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Socho socho
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Haar gaye na
Ans :- DONO HI MOVIES KA HERO GOONGA HAI
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Duniya Me Wo Kon Si 2 Chizen Hen
Jo 1 Dosre K Begher Nahi Reh Sakti Aur Do No BEKAR Hen…?
S0CHO
S0CHO
?
PATHAN AUR NASWAR…!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)