Santa: Yaar jaldi jao tumare ghar
Santa: Yaar jaldi jao tumare ghar me samundar ka pani ghus gaya hai
Banta: Kyun jhoot bolte ho Ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai me samundar ka pani ghus gaya hai
Banta: Kyun jhoot bolte ho Ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 855 views
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A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just watch out for those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".
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Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!".
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Zindgi mein 1 baat yaad rakhen Ansu PONCHNE wale bahot milenge . . Lakin . . . . Naak PONCHNE
wala koi nahi milega SO hamesha ROOMAL sath rkhen..-._.-
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
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After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
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Teacher:sarak pe golian chal rahi thi .
Is english me tarnslate karo.
Student:tablets were going on the road.
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Laloo and Rabri apply for divorce.
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Laloo thinks for a moment and tells Rabri: Dear, let's move home, we will apply for divorce after 9 months
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Yamraj--Tumne Paap aur Punya dono kiye hai, Isliye Swarg Jaisa Narak milega.
Man--Wo Kaise?
Yam--Agle Janam me Shadi to hogi Lekin wahi Purani Biwi ke saath
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Tinku: Mera Kutta Tommy Kho Gaya Hai.
Mintu: To Tum Kisi Akhbar Me Vigyapan Kyo Nahi
Dete.
Tinku: Usase Kya Hoga?
Tmmy Ko 2 Padhna Nahi Aata.
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Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Mayavati baithi thi.
Mayawati: Lalooji, apna samman kahi or rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.
Funny Lalu: Koi baat nahi behanji, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai
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Medical College ki Larkiyan
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