Girl: hi baby :*
Boy: hii sweet heart...(sending failed)

Girl: Are you there?? :(
Boy: yes yes..I'm here...(sending failed)

Girl: are you ignoring me or what?? :X

Boy: honey I'm not..i m right here..(sending failed)

Girl: Its over..
don't you ever talk to me again !! :@

Boy: Damn ! go to hell.. :@ (message send)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1147 views

What is the recession?

Interviewer: What is the Recession?
Candidate:
When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by 'Water &
Wife', that Critical Phase of Life is called
Recession

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

College Prayers

O Lord, hear my anxious plea

Calculus is killing me

I know not of 'dx' or 'dy'

And probably won't until the day I die.

Please, Lord, help me in this hour

As I take my case to the highest power.

I care not for fame or loot

Just help me find one square root.

And Lord, please let me see

One passing mark in organic chemistry.

Oh such a thing I constantly dread

I'd just as soon join the Marines instead.

Lord, please give me a sign

That you've been listening all the time.

Please lead me out of this constant coma

And give me a shot at my diploma.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife- i will die

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

testicular guard

the first testiculer guard was used in cricket in 1874 and first helmet was used in 1974 it took 100 years for men to realise that brain is also imortant...

by atif majeed (few years ago!)

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ho gayi hai

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ho gayi hai
Jab meri Biwi Bolti hai to mujhe Kuch Sunai nahi deta
Dr: Ye Bimari nahi hai Aalah ki Maherbani hai.

by Raju (few years ago!)