Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ho gayi hai
Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ho gayi hai
Jab meri Biwi Bolti hai to mujhe Kuch Sunai nahi deta
Dr: Ye Bimari nahi hai Aalah ki Maherbani hai.
by Raju (few years ago!) / 1025 views
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