Par Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy
Tum Dor Sahi Majbor Sahi
Par Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy,
Tum Sans Wahan Par Lyti Ho
Or Badbo Yahan Par Ati Hai…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 742 views
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