Teacher: Agar Quiad Jinnah
Teacher:
Agar Quiad Jinnah ek din k liye
Zinda ho jaye tu kiya karengy?
Student:
Mulk Zardari say lekar wafis Angrezon
Ko de dengy aur sorry b keh dengy!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 891 views
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