Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai.
POLICE Pathan Se:- Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai.
PATHAN:- O' Jao Jao Hum Tum se Bara DSP Hai,
Police:- DSP Ka matlab jante ho
Pathan:- Dimag Se Pagal.:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 588 views
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