Girl of 1960

Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aja moray balma tera intezar hai.

Girl of 2007 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 850 views
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I broke up my relation.. :( :( :(

I broke up my relation.. :( :( :(
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with books ...
Bohat hogya yaaaarr... :p :p
Hmary bech main kuch
understanding hi nahi thi.. :D

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Chhote: Sun bade

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Bade: Kya hai, jaldi bol, main jaldi me hoon…

Chhote: Kyun, kya karna hai tujhe

Bade: Mujhe mall jaana hai… waha mera friend mera wait kar raha hai

Chhote: Tu jhooth bola raha hai

Bade: Arey main jhuth kyun bolunga, main sach keh raha hoon, wo mera wait kar raha hai

Chhote: Nahin, tu jhuth bol raha hai.. tu yaha hai to wo tera WEIGHT kaise kar sakta hai… hahaha

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Are We Poisonous?

Two snakes were out taking a stroll when the son snake turns to the mother snake and asks: "Mommy! Are we poisonous?"

"Why, yes we are", says the second.

Again the baby snake asks, "Are you sure we're poisonous?"

"Yes, we are very poisonous."

The baby snake becomes very upset. Again, he asks, "Are we really really poisonous?"

"Yes we are really really poisonous. In fact we're the most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"

"I just bit my lip!!!"

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Pathan


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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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yamraj hijde se bole-lao tumhara hisab.
dunia me kya krke aaye ho?
hijda-aaye haye harami, abe de ke kya bheja tha jo
hisab mang rhe ho.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Gahak: (doodh waly sy)

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
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Santa cancelled 'N' from both the sides.

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Tm itny short kapry Q pahnti ho?
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