3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Sardar Ki Maa:
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Lahore Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Sardaar :
Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 953 views
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