I can kiss without touching

Boy: I can kiss u without touching U
Girl: U cant
.
Boy:Laggi shart 20,20 ki?
.
Girl: OK
.
Boy kissed her
.
Girl: U touched me
.
Boy: Oay khapp na paa... ay lay 20 rupay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 824 views
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