Toot K Bikhra Nahi Krty
Jo Log Garam Pani Main ELFY Dal Ke Nahaty Hain Wo Log Kabhi Toot K Bikhra Nahi Krty Zubeida Apa K Totkay.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 889 views
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Jootay Se Maar Do:)
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