Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi
Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 896 views
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